The first one is BINGO.
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Lyrics:
There was a farmer had a dog.
and Bingo was his name-o.
B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.
Clap!
There was a farmer had a dog.
and Bingo was his name-o.
*-I-N-G-O, *-I-N-G-O, *-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.
(* = clap)
Pat your legs!
There was a farmer had a dog
and Bingo was his name-o.
*-*-N-G-O, *-*-N-G-O, *-*-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.
(* = pat your legs)
Pat your tummy!
There was a farmer had a dog
and Bingo was his name-o.
*-*-*-G-O, *-*-*-G-O, *-*-*-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.
(* = pat your tummy)
Pat your head!
There was a farmer had a dog
and Bingo was his name-o.
*-*-*-*-O, *-*-*-*-O, *-*-*-*-O
And Bingo was his name-o.
(* = pat your head)
Jump!
There was a farmer had a dog
and Bingo was his name-o.
*-*-*-*-*, *-*-*-*-*, *-*-*-*-*
And Bingo was his name-o.
(* = jump)
There was a farmer had a dog
and Bingo was his name-o.
B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.
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The second one is DUMB WAYS TO DIE.
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
the dumbest ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
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